This is a page for miscellaneous stuff. I intend to update it as I go.
All reviews, sorted by ranking
Table of Contents
About Me Penis
- Uncircumcised
- Length: ~6in. Measured from my base to my tip, on the front (tummy-side) of my dick. Didn't push into the flesh. My dick is slightly curved so I kinda straightened it out.
- Girth: ~5.3in at the base, ~6in around the glans. Give or take because I didn't have measuring tape, I used a string then measured the string.
About Me (less penis)
- I have a weak sense of smell.
- I prefer onaholes made of softer materials. I don't mind high stimulation but I prefer longer sessions.
- My glans is my most sensitive spot by far. I mean, that's typically how it goes, but, yeah. My masturbation is usually focused 100% on the glans, on rubbing small circles on it to completion, tugging on my foreskin. Everything else pales in comparison pleasure-wise for me. This is a relevant fact to my enjoyment of some toys (like the FunFactory Manta); if you aren't as sensitive here or prefer other places (shaft/balls/frenulum focus, idk) then take my reviews with more grains of salt in mind.
Resources
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An onahole blog/reviewer. Probably the most prolific. Basically every toy has an entry here. It's in Japanese, so unless you can read JP, navigation may be hard and you'll have to machine-translate which may not turn out so readable.
However, there's lots of pictures. He cuts open his toys to provide a view of the interior which is super useful, and sometimes there's a camera going into the toy which also helps a lot.
On the top tab, you can filter by brand. If you seek a specific toy review I'd do that to limit it to the toy's brand, and just scroll until you see it.
Another way: Find the toy you want on KanojoToys, switch the website language to Japanese, then copy/paste in Onaho's site's search to find a review.
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Another Japanese onahole blog/reviewer, also with many pictures and video. They have images where they take three different sized dildos and compare to the onahole, which provides a nice visual of how different sizes fit into it.
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Some manufacturers have websites, which might have more information on it. In particular, Hatopla has really nice product pages, including better images, video, and even internal camera views going into the toys. Like this product page for a dango onahole I really want, if you scroll down you can see the stretch, the jiggle, and the internals. So, try searching for the brand's page, if you want more media or description of a toy.
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Also, you can use Google Translate on your phone with your camera to translate pictures and translate box art descriptions. There's other apps to do this with, too. World Of Onahole translates the text in their product images, too.
Retailers:
These are only sites that I personally recommend, i.e. I've bought from them. I would also list stuff that I'd caution against, except that I haven't had any bad experiences.
No affiliate links, btw.
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Toydemon: USA
Fast, very discreet shipping, quick support response.
Prices are higher than on some other sites, but they have a USA warehouse, so it ships to the USA quick.
There's free shipping over $75 (whereas e.g. kanojotoys shipping can be over $50 or so). It arrives in 2-3 days for me.
Every month, ToyDemon has a sale. You can see past sales here. In order to benefit from the sale, you need a code, which means you CANNOT use the code that gives you free shipping on orders $75+. Thus, if you intend on spending a lot on onaholes, you'd want to hit $125 for the free shipping w/o coupon threshold. Decide your shopping strategy for yourself and don't get manipulated into spending more than you intend, but if you DO intend to spend a lot trying toys, then you can optimize for sales lol.
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Motsutoys: EU
Discreet shipping
I made a purchase to the USA a long time ago. No issues.
They have a USA site/warehouse "onahole.com", but I can't personally recommend it as I haven't bought from it.
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Fantasticocks: USA
Fast, discreet shipping
They're not a retailer, but a small-time semi-custom sex toy maker.
Note: semi-custom, unless you buy something premade, it'll take time to be created (with whatever colors and stuff you specified). I placed three orders, which took 9, 13, and then 17 days between placing the order and having it be created and shipped out. Arrived 2 days after being shipped.
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Peepshowtoys: USA
Fast, semi-discreet shipping
Semi-discreet because the name on the shipping box sounds innocuous (Hamilton Park Electronics), but if you search it online their website comes up. In fact, their website has their anonynym on every page.
Also, they sent lots of email advertisements. Your phone might get notifications popping up with wacky sexually-explicit email headers.
Other Retailers (no personal experience)
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OtonaJP: Japan, international shipping
- No personal experience: this is just what I've heard from others
- They don't always have the items listed on their site. Basically, you can buy it, buy they'll have to acquire it before shipping it to you. This might take time and could delay your order by quite awhile.
- They have sales BUT they raise prices during their sales! So if it's e.g. 25% off, they might have actually raised the prices such that the ACTUAL discount is 5%. IMO this is a dishonest business practice (is it even legal for retailers doing business in/with the USA?) so be wary.
- In general it seems this retailer is not a scam or anything, but has some sketchy business practices.
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KanojoToys: Japan, international shipping
- No personal experience: this is just what I've heard from others
- Shipping cost to US is like, 40-70. Goes up with your order.
- I did some comparisons with a few test products and:
- There's 5 products I'm interested in. 2 are on both ToyDemon and KanojoToys, 3 are only on KanojoToys
- Ordering the 2 on ToyDemon (free shipping) is notably cheaper than ordering the same 2 on KanojoToys
- Ordering 3 on Kanojotoys, I'm already paying for shipping. Adding the 2 toys into the order increases shipping price a bit, but it's still a little bit cheaper than if I were to make a separate ToyDemon purchase (excluding any points or discounts).
- So, for other Americans: if there's stuff only sold on KanojoToys that you want, and you intend to pay the cost of shipping to get them, you may wish to buy any other products you want in the same order, even if they're on ToyDemon. Double check, though.
- They've got a lot more products in stock than ToyDemon.
- If you subscribe to their newsletter, they'll email you for sales, and you can get slightly bigger discounts (e.g. A sale was listed as 20% on the site, but I got a 25% emailed to me). They don't spam your email with ads or anything, so if you wish to buy from them someday, I'd go ahead and subscribe.
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You can also try ordering from Japanese retailers such as Daimaoh.
- Their prices are way, wayyyy cheaper... It's really sad... Like, the FB Very Berry Mung Corn is $27 on ToyDemon, $24 on KanojoToys, and then $18 on Daimaoh. Or: the Hatopla Meister Titu is $63 on Toydemon, but $34 on Daimaoh.
- Sadly, they only ship within Japan. So you have to get a JP service that lets you ship to them, then pay for international shipping into your country. I imagine it would be a hassle to navigate and place an order in a JP language website, then to pay fees, etc.
- Compare that to KanojoToys, which has a similar wide product selection, is more expensive, but will be easier, as I assume they'll handle shipping taxes, tariffs, duties, etc. as part of their price. But I don't know (again, no personal experience — I've never ordered internationally, really).
- By my rough calculation, one order I considered ended up being cheaper ordered on Daimaoh using Blackship (total $230, give or take) than ordering from KanojoToys (total $288) — and if there's a 25% black friday discounts on KanojoToys, then it ends up being the same.
- So... I'm thinking Americans (me) are probably best off buying from ToyDemon/Onahole.com. And if they don't have something you want, it's KanojoToys if you want to pay a bit extra but have an easier experience, or a JP retailer and some shipping-forwarding service if you want to do some more work but save some bucks.
- Man, I went on a trip to Japan a couple years ago, even walked into a sex toy shop by mistake (twice, actually). Really wish I was in that situation now, I'd be stocking up.
- Too bad ToyDemon doesn't have a product request feature. Apparently they used to, but cancelled it during the pandemic. RIP.
Onahole Brands - Some Thoughts
- Fantastic Baby (owned 5 toys)
- They specialize in soft, fluffy and cream onaholes. Beautiful foxgirl branding on their boxes
- I've got a lot of toys from them and while I'm still going through them all, so far I'd say I'm a big fan of this brand
- I'm very curious in trying some of their less accessible toys, and in seeing what new stuff they put out
- TOMAX (owned 2 toys)
- It's a highly regarded brand, often hard to find in stock
- Durable toys.
- Personally I'm happy to have one around as it's something I can use without worry of breaking it, but going forward I'd rather focus on other brands as TOMAX stuff doesn't interest me much anymore. I want more interesting textures and softer materials. Though I haven't yet tried a Very Soft or Rich Soft TOMAX toy, which I definitely should as I've come to realize that I prefer softer stuff.
- Magic Eyes (owned 1 toy)
- The one toy I had from them tore badly on the first use, then tore all the way down by the third use.
- Wasn't a particularly great toy otherwise, either, and someone else said they also had durability issues with the brand, so I'm kinda avoiding it.
- I suppose I might give a toy from them another try, at some point, if they have something cool, but there's not much I'm interested in from them.
- DNA (owned 1 toy)
- I liked the shark girl from them. Doesn't seem they have too many products available, though.
- Fantasticocks (owned 5 toys)
- Fun brand, you can choose the colors and get stuff that looks pretty beautiful.
- Silicone, lasts awhile and can be fully sanitized, but imo I overrated that
- I have one onahole from them, I wouldn't recommend it, but I do love their tentacle cock ring.
- Hatopla (owned 1 toy)
- Seems like 3 companies (G-Project, EXE, and PPP) merged together to make Hatopla
- They have some super soft stuff
- I have one toy from them, haven't tried it yet
- Ride Japan (owned 2 toys)
- I tried the Kunoichi Invitation from them. Really didn't like it. Made me lose interest in their other stuff.
- I've yet to try the Fuwakko Mokyun that I have
Tips:
- Sample Lube Packets
- I use a needle to poke a small hole on one end of the packet, then squeeze lube out. This makes it easy to be precise in where the lube is applied, and how much is applied.
- Then, I clamp on a small binder clip to close off the hole. Prevents leakage and drying out while it's lying around.
- DON'T dump it all in! Those 12-15ml packets can last a number of sessions! It's confusing because they're usually not resealable, but they give you more than a single session's worth of lube.
- Lube distribution
- Try to get lube evenly distributed throughout the interior
- I squeeze the toy, drop a lube glob into the opening, then unsqueeze to vaccuum it in; then drop a second glob
- Then I massage the toy, turn it around, try to get it evenly spread around inside
- A little bit on your dick's head helps when inserting, I usually just squeeze a bit out from the toy and rub it onto my dick from the onahole, rather than directly applying lube to my cock.
- Lube thin/thickness
- Thicker lube dulls sensation; thinner lube makes textures more noticeable
- I believe using less lube can make it more intense too
- Make sure you aren't using too little, though - and also that it's not drying out - as not enough lube means high friction, which can make the opening more likely to tear, I believe.
- Failure Points
- Popping out the back: if your dick is too long for the toy, you might stretch out the end cap and possibly pop through, so be careful
- Tearing the opening: if your dick is girthy, you might make tears at the opening, so be careful and use enough lube. So far this has been my biggest way of destroying toys.
- Drying
- Turning it inside-out makes it easy, but I've heard it can damage the toy, especially if you leave it inside-out for too long
- I haven't tried "drysticks", I just use a cloth with my finger to dry the internals.
- I use some old Uniqlo Airism shirts lol. They're thin and lower friction, so they can get in easier, and they don't leave lint. They aren't super absorbent but that's okay.
- Powdering
- Probably use pure corn starch, check ingredient list
- Nice thing about corn starch is that it's food, you can literally cook with it
- Whereas with other powders, you don't know whether it's food-safe or not. It leaves you worrying if any residual possibly-toxic powder is left on the onahole when you consume it upon end-of-life.
- Okay but seriously, there was that Johnson and Johnson thing about talc powder possibly causing cancer. Corn starch is cheap, accessible, works well, and has no carcinogen allegations. Use corn starch
- Bed Coziness
- If using onaholes (or anything) in bed don't forget to get nice bed stuff
- Soft, fluffy blankets, comforting pillows and stuff to lean on, soft warm lighting, etc
- Really makes sessions that much more pleasant and relaxing
- I mean this is a general tip. It makes your life more pleasant and relaxing. It makes actual sex more pleasant and relaxing. Anything that makes your spaces more comfortable and cozy is well worth it imo.
- But, like. It also helps with sex toy usage. In particular, pillows/blankets help for thrusting into onaholes.
- Thrusting Into Onaholes
- I wrap a soft blanket around a pillow, which makes an excellent cuddling tool for anyone sleeping alone. Way better than just squeezing any blankets that happen to be nearby
- Leave a bit of excess blanket fabric near the bottom, then you can wrap an onahole into it
- Can thrust sideways, downwards, or my favorite, forwards (toy horizontal on the bed, pressed down and held in place by pillow). I guess I won't go into detail (cause it's hard to describe) but I'd recommend experimenting with it, it's a fun way to use these toys. Thrusting just feels better than stroking, plus you get the additional sensation of a soft blanket/pillow on your chest/hips/legs/etc with each thrust.
- Compared to buying dedicated hips/larger toys, this is much cheaper, much less of a hassle (no maintenance; just throw your blankets into the wash or get a new pillow), and even feels better imo (I guess I just like soft, fluffy things)
- It's definitely rougher on onaholes though. More friction on the exterior to wear down the material, plus you might thrust into it at odd angles and damage it that way.
- Yeah, okay, that's enough about the specifics of my masturbation techniques and about how I sleep alone cuddling with pillows. I don't think I'll write of this again lol
- Distinguishing Onahole Textures
- I struggle with distinguishing textures. I think I've been able to figure it out. Some possible causes:
- Too much lube
- Too thick lube
- Onahole is too small for your girth (textures get stretched and spread out when you're inserted)
- Onahole just sucks
- Foreskin not retracted (obviously. try more lube. or a cock ring. just pull it back manually. etc.)
- I struggle with distinguishing textures. I think I've been able to figure it out. Some possible causes:
- Soft/Hard, High/Low Stimulation
- Material hardness and toy stimulate level do not necessarily go hand-in-hand!
- That is, a hard toy isn't always high stimulation, and a soft toy isn't always low stimulation!
Total Spent
Total: $1410.07 USD (over six years)
These prices don't include taxes or shipping. Item-specific discounts are noted, but discounts on the entire order (e.g. ToyDemon orders with a 20% discount on everything) aren't noted. So: Due to shipping + taxes, this total is a bit low; due to ToyDemon discounts not being accounted for, this total is a bit high. It's probably overall slightly high.
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April 2020 - MotsuToys
- $82.03 | Kyo Skirt Girl
- $60.14 | TOMAX | Lilith Spiral Wave (Soft)
- $32.73 | (x2 bottles) | Lube: TYO Lube
- $32.78 | Ondo! Nupu 2
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October 2021 - The Handy
- $120 | discounted from something higher idk, like $160? | The Handy
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November 2022 - Fantasticocks
- $56 | Fantasticocks | Rubbies Wave
- $17.25 | discounted from $23 | Fantasticocks | Octacock Cock Ring (Soft)
- $66.60 | discounted from $74 | Fantasticocks | Ophiuchus the Forgotten
- $26.10 | discounted from $29 | Fantasticocks | Octacock Cock Ring (Hard)
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April 2023 - Peepshow Toys
- $139.99 | Funfactory Manta
- $31.50 | discounted from $34.99 | Blush Limited Addiction Bullet Vibe
- $0.00 | Free Sample | Lube: Intimate Earth - Hydra Glide
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July 2023 - Peepshow Toys
- $30.59 | discounted from $33.99 | Chrystallino Planets
- $62.96 | discounted from $69.95 | Aneros Helix
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September 2023 - Fantasticocks
- $47.25 | discounted from $63 | Fantasticocks | Adder the Basilisk
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January 2026 - ToyDemon
- $36.95 | DNA | Umi No Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid
- $35.95 | Magic Eyes | Succubus Inverted Pleat Quintet
- $18.95 | Lube: Fake Mother's Milk
- $14.95 | Lube: Silky Lube
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February 2026 - ToyDemon
- $25.95 | Ride Japan | Fuwakko Mokyun
- $59.95 | TOMAX | Virgo Liber Hard
- $34.95 | Fantastic Baby | Foxgirl Kami Magic
- $32.95 | Ride Japan | Kunoichi Invitation
- $26.95 | Fantastic Baby | Very Berry Mung Corn
- $44.95 | Fantastic Baby | Fuwazori BIG
- $32.95 | Fantastic Baby | Crazy Meat Mixer
- $29.95 | Fantastic Baby | Warty Fox
- $55.95 | Hatopla | Kuu-Sou Ultra Zero
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April 2026 - ToyDemon
- $47.95 | Hatopla | Kemohole Uno Sakura
- $43.95 | Hatopla | Kuu-Sou 4Line
- $21.95 | Fill Works | Virgin Matchless
- $38.95 | G-Project | Punipuni Bomber Soft